First, take a moment to marvel at my beauty… I’ll wait.
Impressive, huh? But Apollo Mercado is not just a pretty face. I bring you the whole package. I AM the most interesting cat in the world. So, fasten your cat collars because I’m going to take you on the ride of your life. The approximately 4% of my day that is not consumed by snoozing and eating is filled with more excitement than you could ever dream of. So, come back next week to find out what happens on CHRONICLES OF THE UNBUSY (that’s me!).
And now… a nap.